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Dobby droog! Here be the next step in comic-book evolution: the wisecracking antihero and his bezoomny adventures, the apotheosis of what Spider-Man started in the '60s, that titles like Blade and Kick Ass continued in the '90s and 00s by kicking the ultraviolence and old in-out in-out up a notch. The movie's true pee and em though would be Adult Swim's Robot Chicken, which not only landed a tolchok on our yarbles but did so with sarky metacommentary and pop-culture references. As boxoffice and pop culture phenomenon the sinny caught most established film bratchnies by surprise and I'll be honest; me too (does it count that I wasn't smotting? Or didn't much care?).
It's funny for maybe twenty minutes, when the main chelloveck is being introduced; I'm guessing I enjoyed it more than a knowing geek would because I come to it like a fresh devotchka instead of starry sooka, and if I were to describe the experience in Our Hero's own parlance I'd put it thusly: "like being rammed up the yahma from both ends with a nuclear-powered cheesegrater-tipped Roto-rooter, doused in pureed habanero."
But one can smeck only so much at the merzky nazziness of it all before it starts getting old. The premise is that fagged and shagged raskazz about how "he did me wrong now I'm going to razrez his gorlo." Once we become familiar with the nazz there's really no other direction to go, and when the hound-and-horny effects start coming the gags (which are the only veshches worth staying for) start osooshing up.
A word on the bitvas: I like a bit of dratting as much as the next but director Tim Miller seems to have suffered a nasty klop up the gulliver (much like our humble hero several times) and can't seem to focus on more than an odin shot for more than an odin second-- he has to cut his footage real skorry and shake his camera as if to clear his mozg, the result being our poor glazzies unable to make up their rasoodocks what the sod is going on!
So what's a poor ded to do? We can't just sit on our grazhny asses pulling our collective panhandles; we need something to pull for and I don't mean anything digital (there's always Morena Baccarin a fine devotchka with sweet groodies...but towards the end Miller has her locked up in a glass tube with all her clothes on while our humble hero is too busy shiving digital cal to entertain us and that's our interest in the whole veshch snuffing it right there.
O I suppose actor Ryan Reynolds is right in saying the sinny is a game changer; it's made piles of pretty polly for everyone involved and you hear of millions of malchicks begging to see this despite the 'Hard R' rating-- when you see so many pees and ems giving in to their crarkers despite all the krovvy on tap onscreen then you know something's happening. But is it really such a choodessny thing that we get more of the same, only louder and more expensive? When we can have a horrorshow time with better strack-- Michael Haneke's home-invasion comedies, say, or Yorgos Lanthimos' bedtime fables about children? The orangutan enjoys creeching with his merzky rot but it's like a nadmenny child using bolshy big words to sound starry and all, you want to slap his gloopy litso and paddle his oozhassny ass; that might knock a malenky bit of sense-- or the fear of Bog-- into him.
As always
Your Humble Narrator
2.16.16
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